Action Replay
Wouldn’t it be fantastic if work was like a DVD?
Sitting in the control room I sometimes wish I could just reach out & press the fast forward button.
Sunday afternoon on a slow channel, ten hours to go. And as for a couple of hours call-taking later on I’d definitely just skip those chapters altogether. I bloody hate taking calls; there’s something about the amount of time I’ve put in to this job so far which makes me feel I’ve done my fair share of talking to drunken numpties.
The x16 slow button would come in really useful for when police officers are resulting their jobs or passing information when they talk faster than I can type. And I’d certainly use the replay or even the pause button when Charlotte from the call centre comes over to discuss one of her calls & pouts over the top of my workstation, which is just the right height for her to rest her breasts on.
Training days I’d use the x32. PDR reviews I’d just skip altogether as they are a complete & utter waste of everyone’s time.
Actually, thinking about it, if my work life was a DVD I’d probably just take it back to Blockbuster & swap it for Speed II or something.
Annette says:
Well, I would definately press the fastforward button from Tuesday nights,then it would be Thursday.
I hate wednesdays.
I should think everybody is sick of hearing this by now, but I really do hate them.
May 5th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
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May 5th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
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May 5th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Sergeant Simon says:
Ha Speed 2??? Forget that. Give me an impossibly cute American High School teen movie to be in. Or anything with Jennifer Aniston in. Or Bruce Almighty. Now THAT’d be fun.
May 7th, 2008 at 10:02 am