Archive for July 9th, 2011

July 9th, 2011

Unemployment figures rise

Posted in Other Stuff by 200

Hello, sorry, I can’t get to the phone right now but if you leave a message, someone from the News of the World will get back to you shortly. Actually, they won’t now.

Why did the News of the World reporter cross the road?

To go for an interview with the Sun on Sunday.

No seriously, I’m a little upset that the News of the World is closing today, it means I’ll have to start paying for Andrex again.

And finally…

My work here is done.