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July 8th, 2010

Get someone else, for f*** sake

Posted in The Job - General by 200

NorthumbriaChief

Is it me, or does Chief Constable Sue Sim of Northumbria Police look like a bad copy of Gwendoline from Wallace & Gromit? I don’t usually make a point of picking on someone’s personal foibles but bloody hell, someone at the probably overstaffed public relations department at Northumbria give her some tuition on public speaking!

If Raoul Moat was sitting in my garage playing ludo I wouldn’t have a clue who to call or what to do because I’d have fallen asleep through the boredom of waiting for the next word to slide out of that bloody woman’s mouth.

We used to have a domestic violence officer who could send a class of hyperactive kids with ADHD to sleep faster than Derren Brown just by introducing himself but I reckon Ms Sim beats him into a cocked hat.