Archive for January 12th, 2009

January 12th, 2009

Not Moaning

Posted in The Job - General by 200

Hello to two groups of new visitors to 200weeks. Firstly, all the folk at the Police Community Support  Officer forums. I’m guessing someone posted a link to my PCSOs are Human too blog entry and I’ve had lots of visits to it from the forums. I’m assuming this is the case as I can’t actually see because the Police Community Support Forum thread in question is visible to members only.

Secondly to all the good folk on the Shetland Isles. There are forums for all kinds of groups and why should the residents of the Shetlands be any different. Someone posted a recommendation on their forums to take a look here too, and a lot of them have.

Someone moaned this week that I moan & complain too much, so by way of a change, here’s a joke;

While she was ‘flying’ down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side, lying in wait

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, and asked, ‘What’s your hurry?’

To which she replied, ‘I’m late for work’

‘Oh yeah,’ said the cop, ‘what do you do?’

I’m a rectum stretcher,’ she responded

The cop stammered, ‘A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?’

‘Well,’ she said, ‘I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it’s about 6 feet wide’

‘And just what the hell do you do with a 6-foot asshole? ‘ he asked

‘You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge …..’

Traffic Ticket – $60.00

Court Costs – $245.00

Look on the Cop’s Face  ……………..  PRICELESS!