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March 28th, 2007

Holy Grail

Posted in Not the Job by 200

So John Reid, the kick-ass Home Secretary has decided that to solve all the problems of the Home Office he has to come up with a masterstroke.

Apparently, all the problems of the piss-poor sentencing guidelines, releasing prisoners too early, not locking up enough, not monitoring them when they are released, rampant illegal immigration, islamic terrorism, shite policing etc etc ad infinitum, can be solved by simple dint of…wait for it….splitting the Home Office into two.

Fantastic, why didn’t we think of it sooner. It’ll cost millions and millions, create several more layers of bureaucracy and instead of having a government department "not fit for purpose", we’ll have…two government departments not fit for purpose.