June 5th, 2012

Is there a bigger twat than Melvyn T Gray?

Posted in Blogging, The Job - General by 200

Apologies for anyone who doesn’t know to whom I refer in the title, longer-term readers of police blogs will understand the question.

Well, after no research at all, save for a helpful signpost from a reader, I am happy to reveal that there is a bigger twat in the blogosphere than the good old ‘doctor’.

Amazingly, he has even named his blog accordingly, step forward one “After Twat“. The self-appointed scourge of police blogging proudly declares today that he has me “on the ropes”, and I didn’t even feel a thing.

If you are bored enough to take a look at his blog, be warned that it will be a couple of minutes of your life you won’t get back.

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  1. Barry says:

    Funny you mention old Melv as I was just wondering the other day about whatever happened to him. As I only read yours and Gadgets blogs I don’t know if you two have just managed to block him from posting on your sites and he is still infecting other blogs or if he has finally disappeared up his own arsehole.

    June 6th, 2012 at 08:58

  2. Asitis says:

    I gave the site 30 seconds and I had had my fill. Sounds like nobody who wants to be somebody. A future Crime Commisioner in the making I wonder?

    June 6th, 2012 at 10:11

  3. Alpha Tango says:

    MTG and “After Twat” are one and the same, having looking for a minute at the link.

    June 6th, 2012 at 17:24

  4. Tony F says:


    June 6th, 2012 at 17:48

  5. h2631563 says:

    I suppose this sort of thing as to be expected. I rather suspect Melvin T Gray and After Twat are the same person. I get that vibe.

    June 6th, 2012 at 18:41

  6. John P Reid says:

    Give Ciarin rehill credit ,apart from the naked Pictures he sent me of His Mum, I must admit I didn’t know your blog existed till he linked it to his and that he was advertising his blog on mine, so I followed the connection and Now I’ve found your great blog, keep up the great work, For the Record Saying that he’s seen off Speical dibble, I note Special dibble now blogs on the guardian.

    June 6th, 2012 at 19:44

  7. Jimbob says:

    His avatar is a Sheffield United FC badge in honour of Ched Evans. That’d be recently convicted rapist Ched Evans.

    June 6th, 2012 at 19:52

  8. Oi says:

    Simarly to Astis, I wasted 30 seconds of my life reading tosh.

    Barry, I ran across him on Lex Ferenda’s site the other day. [The Thinking Policeman] One of the only Police bloggers that tolerates him……. I think Lex allows him there to demonstrate what Police have to put up with. Just about all the posters there treat him with amused contempt.

    June 6th, 2012 at 20:04

  9. jaded says:

    The ramblings of the insane is always interesting reading.
    MTG is the self-appointed king of the internet and guardian of the English language.

    June 6th, 2012 at 21:12

  10. Brontosaurus says:

    Is there a bigger twat than Melvyn T Gray? Yes, of course there is. Ciaran Rehill aka Ron Broxted etc. Simple.

    June 7th, 2012 at 15:44

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