August 14th, 2011

What goes around

Posted in The Job - General by 200

Drug addict Gavin Raine, 38 from Sutherland got a bit of what’s coming to him recently when he mugged a woman for her handbag.

He pushed a 51-year-old woman from behind and snatched her bag before running off. A man who saw the attack gave chase.

Raine tried to  jump over a fence but ended up impaling his right honourable member on the fence. His lawyer later said in court that the injury to his groin was “truly shocking and required substantial repair in hospital the next day”, which is where Raine was arrested following his escape from the fence.

He was jailed for 20 months.

Am I the only one hoping the fence was particularly rusty?

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7 comments

  1. Simon says:

    I hope the effects of impaling himself on a pointy fence are terminal.

    August 14th, 2011 at 21:36

  2. Tom says:

    200

    What a great idea. lets sentance the rioting scrotes to a referral order and impalment. Hopefully this will reduce the number of benefit rats in the long term.

    August 15th, 2011 at 07:47

  3. boy on a bike says:

    Only one bit of surgery is appropriate – chop off the rusty bits to stop him breeding.

    August 15th, 2011 at 09:22

  4. Hibbo says:

    20 months (10 months, before further reductions) is actually a pretty good sentence for ‘minor crimes’ like that.

    Rather than hoping that the fence was rusty, I’m hoping that Raine doesn’t get legal aid to sue the guy that chased him.

    August 15th, 2011 at 13:37

  5. Blueknight says:

    Darwin in action

    August 15th, 2011 at 20:21

  6. Oi says:

    I have to wonder when Gavin Scrote will sue the owner of the fence for having a dangerous structure……….

    August 16th, 2011 at 01:16

  7. Plodnomore says:

    I understand it was the man giving chase who first contacted the emergency services. He’s still complaining to the Royal Mail about the time it took for the letter to arrive!

    August 17th, 2011 at 15:36

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