August 14th, 2011

What goes around

Posted in The Job - General by 200

Drug addict Gavin Raine, 38 from Sutherland got a bit of what’s coming to him recently when he mugged a woman for her handbag.

He pushed a 51-year-old woman from behind and snatched her bag before running off. A man who saw the attack gave chase.

Raine tried to  jump over a fence but ended up impaling his right honourable member on the fence. His lawyer later said in court that the injury to his groin was “truly shocking and required substantial repair in hospital the next day”, which is where Raine was arrested following his escape from the fence.

He was jailed for 20 months.

Am I the only one hoping the fence was particularly rusty?

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