February 28th, 2011

He shoots, he scores

Posted in The Job - General by 200

Another day, another overpaid jerk shoots himself in the foot, or is that shoots someone else in the side?

When trawling around the memory banks or Google News section fails to come up with something for the old daily blog, you can always rely on a professional footballer to come up with something.

Ashley Cole, serial shagger & Chelsea star, apparently took a new air rifle to work. The .22 rifle, fitted with a muzzle & night scope somehow got fired at close range at one of the club’s interns at Chelsea’s training ground in Surrey. (I have no idea what a football intern is but I’m guessing it is someone employed by a multi-million-pound business on wages not dissimilar to the minimum wage). 21-year-old Tom Cowan was treated by the team’s medical staff.

The Guardian reports that Cole didn’t realise the weapon was loaded. Police are deciding whether any charges should be brought against Cole. Cole has been fined two week’s wages for breaching club rules about bringing weapons to work. That amounts to a paltry £250,000 fine, or about ten years’ wages for a police officer.

What a tosser.

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  1. John says:

    How could anyone NOT know an air gun is loaded ?
    And in any case, whatever happened to “never point a firearm at a person you do not intend to shoot” ?
    It just goes to prove the guy is a serious contender for “biggest moron of the century”, and only 11 years into it !

    March 1st, 2011 at 00:36

  2. rafanon says:

    Irrespective of the fact that Cole is a total fucking moron, anyone with a modicum of nouse (oops, I see where I slipped up there with my contradiction) would shoot a weapon into the ground, not at someone if they didn’t know whether it was loaded or not.

    God forbid the total numpty actually crack the weapon and look inside to see if it had a pellett!
    Seeing as he didn’t do any of those things, he is totally negligent, it was not an accident and the fucking twat should go to jail for attempted murder.

    What a tosser.

    Here endeth my rant.

    March 1st, 2011 at 07:17

  3. Simon says:

    He should be charged. If I as a MOP shot someone accidentally or not I’d be in the shit.

    Obviously there are different laws for facking moronic dickheaded fuckwit footballers like Cole.

    String him up I say, string him up…………………and breathe.

    March 1st, 2011 at 08:59

  4. Rick says:

    I remember years ago (in the 80s) whilst doing basic range training the absolute shoeing that a fellow trainee got when he even gestured that an empty gun might turned in the direction of the staff.

    The problem with this country is we are gun phobic (at high levels), in that I mean that we are afraid of them, and no one gets training in how to use them.

    Having said that I’ve been to rtanges in the States where some shocking gun control (or lack of) was in evidance. I just put that down to them being Americans!!

    Anyway, assult with a weapon, doesn’t that have a mandatory minimum sentance attached to it these days? Charge him and let the courts sort it out.

    March 1st, 2011 at 09:06

  5. ruf says:

    Rick, the first and most important range training lesson I learned many years ago was this:

    Do not endanger:
    1) The range officer
    2) The weapon
    3) Any bystanders
    4) Yourself

    In that order.

    March 1st, 2011 at 09:47

  6. Ex-RUC says:

    Any firearm is always loaded until proven otherwise!

    March 1st, 2011 at 18:03

  7. Blueknight says:

    but was it a racial incident? If there had been a role reversal it probably would have been…

    March 1st, 2011 at 19:49

  8. Tony F says:

    I suggest that he is informed that the best way to check if a firearm is loaded is for him to put the muzzle in his ear and pull the trigger.

    March 1st, 2011 at 20:17

  9. jaded says:

    This isn’t going to get near a courtroom.The victim will get the fine and to be honest it’s a massive amount of money for a youngster.What would he gain by pressing charges? In his position I would take the money and run (quickly).

    March 1st, 2011 at 22:21

  10. John says:

    Tony F:
    What’s in his head to hurt ?

    How fast he runs is defined by where he was shot !

    March 2nd, 2011 at 00:34

  11. Tony F says:

    Ah I thought there may be a flaw…

    March 2nd, 2011 at 16:39

  12. Swanseajock says:

    Not only should he run, but I suggest he zigs and zags

    March 4th, 2011 at 01:05

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