December 21st, 2010

Brain of Britain

Posted in The Job - General by 200

Jace Ennis, a 23-year-old numpty from Suffolk, was jailed for four months this week at Ipswich Crown Court.

He was convicted of handling stolen goods & breaching a suspended sentence for the possession of a bladed article.

The hapless twat was caught by police after he sent a photo of himself on a stolen phone to one of the phone-loser’s mates. He denied stealing the phone but either way he ended up with someone else’s Blackberry on which he proudly took his own photo. Unfortunately, for Ennis, he pressed the send button to the wrong person & his mugshot was duly handed over to local police who recognised him.

Even with the usual reductions in sentences he should be good for spending Christmas at Her Majesty’s Pleasure.

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4 comments

  1. Hogday says:

    Please post the pic up as soon as you get it. Caption contest should be great reading.

    December 22nd, 2010 at 10:20

  2. simon says:

    Sterilise him before he can breed.

    December 22nd, 2010 at 12:52

  3. Fee says:

    simon, he’s 23, he’s probably already got spawn somewhere …

    December 22nd, 2010 at 13:21

  4. Simon says:

    “”simon, he’s 23, he’s probably already got spawn somewhere …”"

    Hunt the spawn down….exterminate, exterminate

    December 22nd, 2010 at 20:53

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