Regular readers will know of my glee when super-rich footballers drop the occasional bollock.
Good news then for two Premiership players finding themselves on the wrong end of the old bill.
Newcastle striker Andy Carroll had his chrome-plated Range Rover set ablaze on a team mate’s driveway. Carroll is staying with his pal as part of his bail conditions having been charged this week with assaulting his ex-girlfriend.
Meanwhile, West Ham’s Manuel da Costa has been arrested & bailed following an allegation of sexual & common assault at an Ilford nightclub earlier this week.