August 30th, 2010

Deadly Distractions

Posted in The Job - General by 200

Thirty-year-old model, Kelly Brook, features in a new advertising campaign for Reebok trainers.

The voluptuous female struts her stuff bereft of clothing – apart from said trainers – on billboards across the country this month.

What has a gorgeous, naked woman got to do with this blog? Not enough, but you may well ask.

It seems the Institute of Advanced Motorists are gravely concerned. They say the adverts are certain to cause serious or possibly even fatal accidents as male drivers crane their necks for a close look.

They appear to disregard the danger to lesbians.

Peter Rodger, head of driving standards at the IAM, said: “Some of these ads will be more distracting than others, and some will be placed where the effect is particularly significant. They all add to the clutter pulling your visual attention away from the road and adding to the information you need to process as you drive along.”

I can think of worse sights to leave the world by.

KellyBrook

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11 comments

  1. Civ_In_The_City says:

    Photo.Shop.

    (But no, I wouldn`t chuck her out for eating biscuits in bed. I`d even forgive the odd cream cracker.)

    August 31st, 2010 at 18:57

  2. Tony F says:

    Mmm Loverly…
    I remember, in Stoke, female joggers being asked to be less er, well, female? Due to the number of accidents allegedly being caused by, er, thingy, distraction..nice piccy.

    August 31st, 2010 at 19:08

  3. Intel Fairy says:

    200 – was it just my dodgy laptop or did you blog go off line today? I kept clicking on it but it came up saying it couldn’t be displayed?? I thought you’d been busted by PSD – yay to you still being here xxx

    August 31st, 2010 at 19:30

  4. shijuro says:

    That woman is in the nip!

    August 31st, 2010 at 20:03

  5. Ted says:

    I’m a Nike man myself.

    August 31st, 2010 at 20:07

  6. rafanon says:

    I bought my wife some Reeboks after seeing this poster….bitterly disappointed – she didn’t turn into Kelly Brook. 200, you’re a plod, is that a breach of the Trade Description Act?

    August 31st, 2010 at 20:12

  7. Ruf says:

    Intel, it wasn’t just you (think it might have been p999 acting up)

    August 31st, 2010 at 21:54

  8. Ambulance Amateur says:

    The IAM may think these images are distracting. They may have a point in certain circumstances, so the positioning of these posters is important.

    HOWEVER, just think of the stress release such posters have on the heterosexual male population (who tend to be the worst drivers under stress).

    AS a hetero male, I’m fully in agreement with such images. I’m fairly liberal too; if advertisers wish to show nude males for the women, then so be it. I’m also OK with them showing the relevant nudes for the Gay/Lesbian community.

    Why does everything have to be so friggin’ PC?

    September 1st, 2010 at 00:22

  9. boy on a bike says:

    Why is she wearing shoes?

    September 1st, 2010 at 11:48

  10. Fee says:

    That does nothing for me. Oh, well, it appears that I’m neither a man nor a lesbian. My husband will be very relieved. If he doesn’t catch sight of one of those posters and crash on the way home, that is!

    In the name of equality, I DEMAND a similar shot of … let’s say … Johnny Depp.

    September 1st, 2010 at 14:32

  11. shijuro says:

    She’s wearing shoes?

    September 2nd, 2010 at 10:12

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