March 23rd, 2010

Rip-off Merchants

Posted in Not the Job, Videos by 200

Regular readers will know of my disdain for the professional game of football. Here’s one of the reasons I hate the game so much…

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  1. MPS Probie says:

    Cool tune tho…

    March 24th, 2010 at 02:19

  2. TunaSunrise says:

    I never understand why they don’t just remember that they are surrounded by 10′s of thousands of people, and there are cameras recording them from every possible angle.

    It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that if you dive on the floor for no reason, someone might just notice that nobody touched you.

    Personally, I abhor this sort of behaviour almost as much as I abhor the downplaying term often used to describe it – ‘gamesmanship’. Not only is it just plain cheating, in some cases it’s effectively a false accusation of assault.

    When the replays reveal that no contact was made then the lying cheat should be fined in proportion to their bloated wages, heavily.

    March 24th, 2010 at 08:37

  3. shijuro says:

    wankers – the lot of them…

    but don’t forget- almost all (if not on £3000 a week as a footballer) would be working in the local ‘Kwick-Fit’ or ‘Homebase’ or ‘The Range’…


    March 24th, 2010 at 08:44

  4. PC A Hunn says:

    LOL… Quality Vid. Didnt football used to be played by men?. It is this sort of shoft shite antics which is the cause of alot of modern day problems. Kids see these knackers and think that it is acceptable to over play a tap or a knock. They also take the same attitude away from the football feild and go crying to their mum or a teacher when Childrens Horseplay gets a bit rough. Then who gets called to deal with the little darlings?. Me. When I could be doing something alot better like dealing with criminals.

    You’ve got me started 200. I hate these footballers with their nicely styled hair and diamond earings, what does it cause?.. Loads of teenage boys preening and mincing about with the same nice hair and earings complaining to the Police when a nasty bigger boy gives them a smack and nicks their pretty jewelry. They cry bully and harassment when someone calls them a nasty name on facebook or via text message. I have to deal with this crap when all I want to do is shout “grow some bollocks and fucking get on with it, will you”.

    Due to these effeminate role models we are breeding generations of lazy, fat, soft shites who couldnt servive without face cream and hair straightners. God help us if there is any major problems in the future like a proper war or massive natural disaster.

    March 24th, 2010 at 11:34

  5. 36 years to 200 weeks formerly THE Gutsy Kid Detective says:

    Problem is they’re under pressure to do it: they go don’t go down at a critical moment and their team could lose, losing the side potentially millions of pounds.

    March 24th, 2010 at 14:56

  6. Fee says:

    Put me in charge, and here’s how I’d stop it;

    Every time a player dives, he has to stand beside the referee and watch his performance on a big screen in the stadium. All the fans then hold up cards with marks out of ten. You’d only have to humiliate a couple like this, and the rest would soon stop.

    Alternatively, have their mums pitch-side, ready to run on to give them a hug and tell them to be a big, brave boy.

    Or the FA/SFA/appropriate governing body could just fine them all half a week’s wages for every dive.

    March 24th, 2010 at 15:11

  7. 200 says:

    36 years,

    which suggests that if they are cheating in order to win & gain themselve sor another cash, they would be guilty of a criminal offence in the fraud department.
    I’ve always said some of them should get arrested, that would put a stop to it.

    March 24th, 2010 at 17:05

  8. Tony F says:

    I would tax the ball kickers and hangers on to the national minimum wage. Any cheaters would be sacked immediately.

    March 24th, 2010 at 18:39

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