February 15th, 2010

Easy peasy

Posted in The Job - Experience by 200

We had 3 of the easiest arrests this week. I don’t know whether they came about because the recipients were arrogant, stupid or just didn’t give a fuck.

Three guys out on the town for a good night, what better way to enhance the evening’s entertainment than a good snort of cocaine?

Cocaine being illegal & all that can’t be taken just anywhere, after all, walls have ears & all.

So what better place to take it than out in the street in the middle of the town centre, just under a CCTV camera?

The pictures come through of the three twats, one of whom proceeds to lay out the tools of the trade on top of an ornamental wall. A white powder is produced from a small bag liberally sprinkled onto an opened wallet. They then take turns to sniff the powder up what looks like a plastic tampon applicator. All captured in glorious technicolor. They were so close to the CCTV camera they must have been able to hear the focusing gears tracking them, but clearly didn’t.

It was a simple procedure to guide the two bobbies who were just outside the club the dorks were gearing up to go on to. It took the officers all of 30 seconds to catch them in flagrante delicto, so to speak.

Chalk 3 up for the outstanding local arrest figures.

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  1. shijuro says:

    why not MTG? isn’t it his grand-dads uniform?

    February 16th, 2010 at 17:13

  2. Fee says:

    So they still haven’t figured out how to cure stupidity, then?

    February 16th, 2010 at 18:58

  3. Blueknight says:

    The worrying thing is that in broken Britain cocaine/drugs is so normal that they did not even consider hiding round the corner to do it.

    February 16th, 2010 at 21:42

  4. shijuro says:

    mtg- is that addressed to me? if it is – I was being ironic… wasted on you I can see…

    also- if it was secret, how do you know about it?

    are you a member of the royal family as well as a failed wannabe council officer?

    February 17th, 2010 at 10:00

  5. anon (AICBM) says:

    Yes bender, the council election result was a real toe curler but not the worst of my plebeian failings. These include totally insane moments when I hastily settled full asking price on a Spanish villa, 997 cabriolet, gold Rolex and my numero uno plate.

    My only shred of comfort lies in the knowledge that in a parallel universe I am blessed with a few trappings of success.

    February 17th, 2010 at 12:23

  6. shijuro says:

    was that addressed to me troll? if so why?

    thing I find funny about your posts is how you have the front, being a failed politician and all, to in anyway suggest Police are dishonest… lol…

    dracula being in charge of a blood bank springs to mind…

    February 18th, 2010 at 10:35

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