February 15th, 2010

Easy peasy

Posted in The Job - Experience by 200

We had 3 of the easiest arrests this week. I don’t know whether they came about because the recipients were arrogant, stupid or just didn’t give a fuck.

Three guys out on the town for a good night, what better way to enhance the evening’s entertainment than a good snort of cocaine?

Cocaine being illegal & all that can’t be taken just anywhere, after all, walls have ears & all.

So what better place to take it than out in the street in the middle of the town centre, just under a CCTV camera?

The pictures come through of the three twats, one of whom proceeds to lay out the tools of the trade on top of an ornamental wall. A white powder is produced from a small bag liberally sprinkled onto an opened wallet. They then take turns to sniff the powder up what looks like a plastic tampon applicator. All captured in glorious technicolor. They were so close to the CCTV camera they must have been able to hear the focusing gears tracking them, but clearly didn’t.

It was a simple procedure to guide the two bobbies who were just outside the club the dorks were gearing up to go on to. It took the officers all of 30 seconds to catch them in flagrante delicto, so to speak.

Chalk 3 up for the outstanding local arrest figures.

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