November 17th, 2009

Fighting to get in

Posted in The Job - General by 200

You get some funny people in this job. Alan Pepworth, I guess, comes into that category. For some reason he was determined to be locke dup by polic ein his local town of Ayr, Scotland. It seems the local police weren’t too obliging & denied him his wish to spend the night in the cells.

Some people go to great lengths to get locked up. I once nicked a guy who, already being locked up for punching his wife, decided he wanted to be locke dup for something a bit more serious so he punched me in the face on the way to the car. His reason genuinely was that he thought getting nicked on a domestic was a bit petty so it would look better if he got nicked for assault on police.

He got done for both, he never did pay the compensation.

Young Mr Pepworth was so determined to get locked up that he went into the local nick at Ayr & set fire to the foyer in the police station. He had his wish when the Sheriff imprisoned him this week.

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  1. Tony F says:

    I can provide rope, real cheap. Money for old, even, but very serviceable.

    November 17th, 2009 at 23:07

  2. Blueknight says:

    A few down and outs used to try and get remanded in custody over Xmas. A nice warm room and a turkey dinner with all the trimmings..

    November 17th, 2009 at 23:22

  3. Fee says:

    Aye, well, that’s Ayr fur ye!

    November 18th, 2009 at 14:22

  4. PC A HUNN says:

    Had a good un at my old nick. A real nasty peice of work was given a caution for a minor offence and so became reputed to be a “Grass” and so to prove to his peers he was not he took a baseball bat and smashed up 3 police cars outside the nick.

    A couple of cops in the nick ran out and he threatened them with the bat. He duely had his arm and collar bone broken with an asp.

    I then told his mates the next day he had given us loads of good info in the interview. He’s still known as a grass.

    Mmmmm warm glow.

    November 18th, 2009 at 16:23

  5. Civ_In_The_City says:

    He should have put some cabbage leaves in his garden waste. Banged up for sure.

    November 18th, 2009 at 20:01

  6. PC A HUNN says:

    Civ.. Lol.

    Imagine if he’d over loaded it and then left the wheely bin out for 36 hours after collection was made. The local authority refuse enforcement Gestapo would be on to it like a shot. Easily 6 months porridge.

    November 18th, 2009 at 21:09

  7. Alan pepworth 4hill says:

    Hey folks :)

    January 19th, 2010 at 01:13

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