There she blows!
In my efforts to bring you the best police-related stories from the UK & beyond, I found myself on the website of The Courier, a newspaper in Findlay, Ohio, US of A.
The reason I was there was for a story which lasts the sum total of just one line. The story is reproduced below.
A woman called the police early Saturday morning during an argument with her husband after he claimed that the woman’s daughter performed oral sex on him, and the daughter was better at it.
OK.
There are all sorts of questions which arise from that one. Further investigation revealed that the daughter was not the daughter of the husband & was not under age. I wonder what the woman was told when she rang 911 or whether the call taker was experienced enough to help the caller, say by giving the woman some proper advice on technique?
Personally, I thought the story sucked.
If any of them get prosecuted over the act, or the call to police, I trust they’ll get a stiff sentence!
Fee says:
Well, as decisions go, that’s a hard one! oo er missus
Frankly, if my husband said something like that to me, he’d need surgery to remove whatever household item was near enough for me to grab. They’d be removing it from his arse. If he was lucky.
November 5th, 2009 at 14:30
bill says:
Well, I’ll be blowed !
November 5th, 2009 at 16:23
Tony F says:
November 5th, 2009 at 22:18
Blueknight says:
The husband has blown it by telling the wife
The wife has blown it by complaining to the Police
The daughter has blown it ….
November 6th, 2009 at 00:19
Jabadaw says:
Is the girl known as Moby? Or is that just MTG?
November 17th, 2009 at 23:54