February 16th, 2009

The Death of a Dear Friend

Posted in Other Stuff by 200

Not my own work….

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
Knowing wen to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm;
Life isn’t always fair; and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from
school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an Aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;
I Know My Rights
I Want It Now
Someone Else Is To Blame
I’m A Victim

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

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3 comments

  1. Sage says:

    Also survived by the stepsister… The Benefit will Pay up

    Revive common sense, before we all lose the will to live.

    Good luck with the pensioner bit…. won’t be easy to be a member of the Grumpy Old Men/Women crew, but I am sure you will be a valuable member..

    Only another 10 years till I get my bus pass, but I have to wait another 5 years to get my pension book… the world has gone mad…:-)

    February 16th, 2009 at 15:19

  2. Tony F says:

    Ooh, you can’t dig up the dead, elfinsafety and all…..

    February 16th, 2009 at 18:14

  3. Paul says:

    Having just started training to be a PCSO, i’m sadder than most about his passing on.

    February 17th, 2009 at 19:49

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