December 13th, 2008

Deck the Halls

Posted in The Job - Satire by 200

This is a continuation of a little series I did this time last year.

Deck the Halls

Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, fa la la la,
‘Tis the season to get trolleyed
Fa la la la la, fa la la la.
Knock it back like no tomorrow
Fa la la, fa la la, la la la
Just get pissed don’t count the sorrow.
Fa la la la la, fa la la la.

See the toilet bowl before us
Fa la la la la, fa la la la,
Chicken curry means a sore arse,
Fa la la la la, fa la la la.
On the street just puke, don’t fess up,
Fa la la, fa la la, la la la,
Someone else will clear the mess up,
Fa la la la la, fa la la la.

Fast away the old year passes,
Fa la la la la, fa la la la,
Punch the lads & shag the lasses,
Fa la la la la, fa la la la.
Don’t go out without a johnny
Fa la la, fa la la, la la la
STDs just are not funny,
Fa la la la la, fa la la la.

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4 comments

  1. WAYNE & KYLIE says:

    We have no reason to decline a special nomination from the de Menezes Jury. The Coppersblog team have therefore been granted life membership of the Deceit and Profligacy Club. We also thank the team for many thoughtful comments this year and look forward to their choir revisiting our Estate with traditional carols. If we are permitted a repeat request, we would love to hear Rogerborg’s rendition of “Yule never crow alone” – (sermo vulgaris version, please.)

    Last year, Rogerborg’s colla voce con vibrato so fascinated Puddles, that our dog got himself entangled on the Falsetto’s leg to the detriment of a new pair of nylons. Purely in the interests of Health and Safety Roger, we suggest longer stockings and shorter suspenders.

    Anyway, the very best of the Season to you all.

    MERRY XMAS.

    December 14th, 2008 at 08:24

  2. Litew8 says:

    Merry Christmas 200, a most excellent blog which I often read (on planetpolice.org rather than visit each one…)look forward to more contributions from you!

    Not long now until the 200 is up eh? Looking forward to it or got any plans yet for the future?!

    L.

    December 14th, 2008 at 12:17

  3. Tony F says:

    Very Seasonal…

    December 14th, 2008 at 19:25

  4. Andy says:

    Very suitable. Just want to take the opportunity (before you disappear) to say what a great BLOG you have here – and I’ll miss it when your 200 weeks are finally up. You and other police bloggers have been a fine source of inspiration to me over the past couple of years, and I’m happy to say that several of your stories have been recycled to my fellow rookie students at Sulhamstead!

    December 15th, 2008 at 04:48

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